CAN U ANSWER These ??

I have taken this from somewhere i dont know...was in my drafts...!!
Read it once its gonna be great..!!


If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


this was definitely a witty one
hav a look at more of these

In hospital, why do they wake you up to give you a sleeping tablet?

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Is a conclusion simply a time when you got tired of thinking?

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Is there another word for synonym?
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If life's a big joke, why don't I get it?
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Does a man who has his feet on the ground find it difficult to get his trousers on?
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Why do aliens in sci-fi films always speak English with an American accent ?

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Is luck a losers excuse for a winners position?
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If laughter is the best medicine, why do so many people die?

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Where does all the white go when the snow melts?

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If somebody paid you One pound for every word you said, and took fifty pence away from you for every bad word you said, would you be very rich, or very poor?

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Why do people who know the least always shout the loudest?
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Why are wrong numbers never engaged?
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If a turtle lost it's shell, would he be homeless or naked?
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