HI

The chances of bread falling with its buttered side down are directly
related to the cost of the carpet and the amount of butter.

Black Holes were created when God divided by zero.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.